What do we want? Divorce!
I have a dream that one day Intelligent Systems will wake up and see the world, specifically Ylisse, for what it really is; Not perfect. Let’s be honest guys, love rocks most peoples’ leg bits, but some matches just aren’t made in heaven. They could be made by a mis-click during the beginning of a battle when you pair your supports with your bruisers, or by a young girl’s good intentions gone horribly wrong. It doesn’t really matter how it happens; what matters is you can’t do anything about it once it’s done.
What’s this “it” I’m talking about? The thing all non-committal, 2D anime men fear: The S level support conversation. I am 100% for love. In fact, I love love. But love doesn’t suit everyone.
Especially Virion, have you met that guy? I thought it would be a good idea to marry Virion to Maribelle seeing how they’re both so… rich-y? WRONG, SO WRONG. Worst idea I’ve ever had in my life… so far. Anyway now I’m stuck with these two exchanging arrogant googly eyes with their mirrors FOREVER in “holy” matrimony. What a useless Brady baby they will have. I don’t even want to get him honestly. And I don’t want to start a new game because I like everything else I’ve done.
So, I’m proposing a Divorce DLC. A map where you can go and make people break up. I’d pay like 10 bucks for that. You’d just select the people that you want to have separated, and then watch a cut-scene of them breaking it off. As long as you remember your popcorn it’s like you’re watching Desperate Housewives: Awakening Edition.
Of course, divorce is kinda a no-no word, I get it. But like they say, there’s more than one way to skin a Taguel. So my next proposition is to have a kind of Home-Breaker character added to the game. A person male or female… better make it both, actually, that can have conversations with people and cause more drama than the Ylisse Shore producers can think up in a week.
I mean, Intelligent Systems already kinda has a feature like this in the game. You can achieve S level support with both Basilio and Flavia, two people who are so meant for each other it’s too overwhelming to look at their relationship square in the face. I think the best representation for their relationship is a love-alanche: awe inspiring and painful.
I think about these things, and quite honestly I doubt I’m the only one.
If you have similar thoughts… Or any thoughts, I’m not picky! Put em’ in our ask and I will enjoy reading all of them. Remember – Divorce DLC: because everyone makes mistakes.
- Sarah <3
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